Some of you will hate this, some of you will love this, but none of you can deny this. Put an end to Ugly Websites!
Beautify The Web...
You have seen them...it seems they are everywhere. You continue to stumble upon them, one after the other like running face first into a brick wall. They hide in plain sight and when they attack, they pierce you through the eyes and deep into your brain. While they may seem unstoppable, I proclaim that they are nothing more than bits of
digital poo and we will put an end to ugly websites...or my name isn't
General Gaston Maskly.
The War On The Ugly. Along with my
Battalion Of Beauty we will stand up to these ugly websites one by one, take them down and restore the exquisite. We have prepared our headquarters here at BeautifyTheWeb.com, reinforced our Battalion Of Beauty to rebuild and opened the lines of social communications. Now it is up to YOU to provide support and spread the word!
Our battle plan is a simple one, as most good plans are. With you and my
Battalion Of Beauty, we will first identify the enemy...the
ugliest of websites. This is where your service is required. When you encounter the enemy, report them, submit their location to us and join our legion on Facebook to help
pread the word.
Once identified, we will prepare for battle, expose the owner, defame the designer and terrify the tech by placing their site on our Hit List and sending them a cease and desist order.
If they are wise, and choose to surrender, we will
help them rebuild in their efforts to
become non-ugly. However, if the refuse...they will forever remain a target of the good, the justified and the recipient of ridicule.